The Chinese Invasion

I’m afraid the site’s a little behind schedule dear readers, I’ll be making up any shortfall in the New Year because I’m jetting off to Morocco for the holidays, but for now enjoy my rant about The Chinese, as heard on The Sunset Strip with Noelle on Bay Radio last Friday. Don’t forget, you can listen in every Friday 9.30pm CET, and every Sunday around 11.30am CET on The Sunday Brunch. Just click on the LISTEN LIVE logo at the bottom, and click on the player to hear last Friday’s rant.

Last weeks rant includes a song “Yangtse Noodle Dandy”, and here are the lyrics:

We watch with Western wide-eyed wonder
While a billion cheap Chinese, build guitars and cars
and roll cigars for just a fraction of the fees

Now Uncle Sam’s a pipedream
with his staid democracy
Cos those tiny little communistas
Chopped the dude off at the knees

Yangtse noodle dandy
Chopsticks it to the man
Turn Nevada into Paddy fields
San Antone to Old Siam

Tiannamen square’s behind him
What’s some corpses between friends
And hijacking your economy
Is the way to make amends

Mao and all his cronies
never saw this in their wildest dreams
To flood the west with phonies
It’s the ultimate subversive scheme

Yangtse noodle dandy
Chopstick it to the man
shanghai’s san antonio
San Antone to Old Siam

So next time you pick a mug from starbucks
A souvenir from New Orleans
Turn it over see where it’s made
And ponder for a moment just what that means

Yangtse noodle dandy
Chopstick it to the man
Turn Nevada into Paddy fields
San Antone to Old Siam
© Kev Moore 2011

And while we’re at it, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all the listeners and readers!

Kev Moore

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