Greece is the Turd

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I thought I heard that in a song somewhere…….but really, Greece has become that nasty something you want to scrape off the bottom of your shoe, the embarrassing smell at the Vicar’s tea party, your black sheep brother who gambles away the family jewels. We should cut this loser, bankrupt nation loose right now. They can’t organize a piss-up in a brewery and it’s dragging the rest of Europe along with it. All our savings take a huge nosedive anytime one of these popodopolopololopous’s so much as farts.  Now they want a referendum!!! there’s nothing to say!  You’ve got your country in the shit, YOU get out of it, but in the meantime, stay the hell away from the rest of us! European unity my arse, you’re on your own Stavros , old pal.

Kev Moore