An Englishman’s home is his Castle, or , I’ll take a stab at it……..

"...I'm quite certain I only used necessary force, officer...."

A Manchester Father was being questioned by Police last night after stabbing to death an intruder who broke into his home. He is being held on suspicion of murder. Now, call me contentious, but it seems to me the newspaper article that brings us this story is laden with phrases like “large detached house”, “affluent area”, “gold maserati”, ” silver range-rover”, and “personalized plates”.

Are they, in a roundabout way, telling us this guy asked for the intrusion, because he was rich and successful? If so, it is one more example of the sickness that pervades today’s society, where people believe everything is theirs by right, to take without work or sacrifice.

Let me say unequivocally, any toe-rag that decides to enter someone else’s house uninvited to help themselves deserves what’s coming to them. I only mourn the fact that this 33 year old family man didn’t have a pitchfork to hand so he could have stabbed the twat’s miserable accomplice at the same time.  So, I ask the Police, what part of this investigation is a problem for you?  Not only should you ensure that you let the guy go IMMEDIATELY, he should receive a public service award for a) defending his property, and b) ridding the world of one more piece of shit from our shoes.

Apparently, it is the third such incident in the area in the past three months. The previous two also resulted in a cull of local scumbags. What a result! This is WAY more effective than Policing!

So, to Vincent Cooke, Peter Flanagan, and 72 year-old Florist Cecil Coley,  I SALUTE YOU!

You are true British heroes, ridding the streets of garbage.

(Cecil, I hope you didn’t give them a discount on the wreath)

Kev Moore

Girl Racer

A lamp post yesterday. It was unavailable for comment.

The following may or may not be true: I read a story the other day that shocked me. I don’t shock easily, and shouldn’t really get shocked any more in a world where nobody gives a toss about anybody or anything, but hey, I still have some lingering vestiges of humanity kicking tin cans around the lonely streets of my social conscience.

It is the story of a terminally stupid 17 year old girl who, entirely of her own free will, got into a stolen car with an even more stupid and selfish 18 year old girl, as she proceeded to drive it like the arrogant twat she was after a drinking and drugs binge. (yoof cultcha, right on)

The termially stupid 17 year old texted her boyfriend as they went hurtling around the streets, presumably putting dozens of innocent lives at risk “I ain’t lyin’ baby, if i die, believe me, you were the one.”  Where to start? barely out of puberty, the kid didn’t even have the sense to decline a lift from her friend the drug-crazed car-thief, yet she knew who was ‘the one.’  This sad excuse thought she was living a movie. Ironically she was right, only the movie was called “Crash and Burn.”

She died of course, as the twatess who was driving ploughed the car into a lamp-post. It should come as no surprise that this incident happened near Croydon, if you’ve seen pictures of the London riots.

And get this, the bird who killed her ‘friend’ unfortunately survived and was actually ABUSIVE to Police as they arrived on the scene and refused a breath test.!!!!

So, let’s be clear here, on my stance. I have no sympathy for the stupid girl who accepted the lift, and even less for the murderess who escaped with her life. I wish she’d ‘become one’ with the lamp-post as well.  She is a worthless piece of trash who doesn’t deserve to draw another breath.

Still, we can take comfort that the Courts would hand down a sentence befitting the crime, can’t we? Wrong. The bitch got three and a half lousy years. You couldn’t make it up.


Kev Moore