FI -X Factor

Amelia (whoever the hell that is) says ‘fix’ claims surrounding The X factor  hurt her and Kel (whoever the hell that is)

AWWWWW, Diddums!

If it wasn’t for that overhyped, rotten to the core, value-less corrupt garbage piece of television you’d all probably be flipping burgers or living in assisted housing, so be grateful that corporate greed and manipulation is on your side for once.

The really sad thing is, the revelation that the ‘winner’s single’ was ready to ship before the result has been announced didn’t surprise or shock me in the least. That is the depths to which a once-proud British Music Industry has sunk. Remember when we used to produce and nurture classic pop and rock? I know, it’s a loooong time ago now.

Kev Moore